◈ FUNNIES · KENSHOTEK COINAGE · BIG TECH
MERCENARIAL
PYRAMID.
WHERE MERCENARIES MEET SANDWICHES.
KenshoTek coinage. Filed May 15 2026. Definition: a corporate structure where every tier is a hired gun working for the tier above, with zero loyalty, zero values, and the unpaid labor of actual humans at the base holding the whole thing up. See also: Scale AI. See also: Meta. See also: anyone who went to Trump's inauguration and then Macron's office and then Zuck's payroll in the same 18 months. The Subway sandwich hierarchy is more honest — at least the bread knows what it is. The mercenarial pyramid calls the bread "superintelligence" and gives it a title. The bread is still bread. 925.
◈ MERCENARIAL PYRAMID · TIER AUDIT
TOP: Zuck. Never hired. Owns the whole thing. Never leaves.
TIER 2: Wang. $14.3B. Title: Superintendent. Actual role: mercenary with good PR.
TIER 3: 10,000 engineers. Well paid. Working for the tier above. No equity in the vision.
TIER 4: Data labelers. Scale AI workers. Built the whole foundation. Got none of the $14.3B.
BASE: Your data. Your clicks. Your content. Unpaid. The bread. The actual sandwich.
Subway feeds you. The mercenarial pyramid feeds on you. One has better bread. Neither has Wang on meat. 925.
◈ THE WANG SPECIAL · SUBWAY ORDER · CONFIRMED BUILD
MERCENARY MARINARA.
Bread: Italian herbs & cheese. Toasted.
Protein: None. Too much responsibility.
Sauce: Marinara. Someone else's recipe. Labeled by contractors. Sold to Zuck.
Veggies: Cash. Just cash. On top of the bread. That's it.
Extras: A title that says Superintendent.
Total cost: $14.3 billion. Sandwich quality: mid.