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POACHED
EGGS.
BENEDICT. NOT TALENT.

Meta spent $14.3 billion poaching Alexandr Wang. We poached eggs this morning. Eggs Benedict. Hollandaise from scratch. The whole operation cost as much as eggs do. While they were writing term sheets we were shipping AstroOracle to the App Store. While their lawyers were closing the deal we were eating. KenshoTek: superintelligent, well-fed, and not adhering to another man. 925.